- Cashier: how big are your gauges?
- Me: NOOOOOOOOO!!
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OH MY GOD
alert to dumb people:
your ears aren’t supposed to bleed when you stretch them.
it doesn’t make you look cool when you say your lobes bled when you stretched them, it just makes you look like an idiot.
please educate yourself before you fuck your ears up beyond repair.
actually, do whatever you want. they’re your goddamn ears. but don’t cry when your lobes look like a cat’s asshole, you asshole.