Have you tried turning it on and off again?
As an airplane is about to crash
a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces,
“If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.”
She removes all her clothing and asks,
“Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?”
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, “Here, iron this!”
tripping major balls
I’m anticipating Jessica’s reaction to what I’ve done to her car.
{Spoiler Alert: I [along with the help if a few people] wrote all over her car in window chalk. It’s glorious.}
She’s good humored, so I’m reeeally hoping she laughs about it. Worse comes to worse and she really is annoyed, I’ll clean it all off by myself.
It’s a good thing I’m a good sport ;)
That shit was hilarious!
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