septemberwildflowers:

good things about autumn

  • wearing layers
  • everything has pumpkin flavor in it
  • sWEATERS
  • when u step on leaves and they do the crumpy thing
  • mornings that are crisp and sweet and cold
  • crackly fires
  • the drop in temperature brings out an attractive natural flush
  • did I mention pumpkins
  • those eensy beensy ones
  • u know the ones i mean 
  • autUMN, GUYS

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Anonymous asked:

I once went on a date and it was so great! At the end he informed me that he was gay and trying to see if he was not gay anymore. He was still gay

Fresh From The Autoclave Answer:

raptorific:

I’m not sure whether this is a better story if I imagine it’s being told by Leslie Knope or Liz Lemon

perfectlydreadful:

White People: The Middle East is so barbaric. They’ll cut off a person’s hand just for stealing!

White People when an unarmed black kid is murdered by police in America: Yeah, but he shoplifted some cigarillos, so…

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dicklover3000:

hespokeoftoast:

shutupaubrey:

If a white boy is talking to you just say “oh shit dude no way” and they’ll think you’re listening the whole time

Getting real tired of Tumblr bashing white boys like they’re cool. Like I’m a white boy and I don’t do anything cool

oh shit dude no way

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